We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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