the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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