he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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