I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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