I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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