thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
The adults are the big ones right?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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