WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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