i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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