That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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