Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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