Its about making memories worth repressing
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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