you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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