what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
