You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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