i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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