Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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