I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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