he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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