just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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