Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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