we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Life is so much better after having sex.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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