Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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