It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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