quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We left the knife in your bed.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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