Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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