would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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