Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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