People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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