I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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