i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
