So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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