yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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