you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
How naked do you want me to be?
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