Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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