If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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