Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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