I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize