Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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