Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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