omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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