no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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