i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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