Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I need to stop coming to work sober

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(336): View more from North Carolina

he said i'm too pretty to suck penis

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Four. Poor grandma...

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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.

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(813): View more from Florida

he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there

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(847): View more from Illinois

sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life

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