to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I wish i was in the wii world.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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