Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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