what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
