Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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