I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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