you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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