somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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