I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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