at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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