Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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