Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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