why didn't you poke me back
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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